Whether or not these "Bloopers" were taken directly from chuch bulletins as reported, they are still quite hilarious.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon 
tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' 

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of 
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your 
husbands. 

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at 
someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care 
much about you. 

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. 

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving 
obvious pleasure to the congregation. 

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a 
nursery downstairs. 

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the 
help they can get. 

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the 
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. 

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in thechurch hall. 
Music will follow. 

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is 
Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of 
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. 

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be 
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased 
person you want remembered. 

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment 
and gracious hostility. 
 
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. 

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They 
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. 

 This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across 
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. 

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies 
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. 

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation 
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next 
Sunday. 

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use 
the back door. 

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the 
Church basement Friday at 7 PM.. The congregation is invited to 
attend this tragedy. 

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. 
Please use large double door at the side entrance. 

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Reverend Dodson's sermons are now on-line.

To access the sermons you must be registered to login into our laketoxawayumc.org website (see accompanying article). Select "Sermons On-line" in the Lake Toxaway UMC menu to the left. You will be directed to the mp3 player and can listen to some of the most recent of Marcus' sermons.

For a few weeks the Narthex will experience a little untidiness as we have not built a shelf for the computer/recorder.

Ushers are welcome to contact Fred Markert for instructions for the recording process.